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A retirement gift for a whole working life

Forty years do not fit on a card. A song built from the running jokes, the legendary Christmas party and the projects nobody else survived — from the whole team, in one link.

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How it works

Three steps to an unforgettable gift

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Pick the occasion

Birthday, anniversary or no reason at all — pick the occasion and give us a few keywords. Your personal gift grows out of those.

02

Design your gift

Listen to your song, upload photos and write your messages — shape all of it exactly the way you pictured it.

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Send the moment

Share your gift by WhatsApp, link or QR code — and watch the countdown, the song and the surprises do their work.

100% satisfaction guarantee — if you are not delighted, you pay nothing.

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Real songs from real memories

These songs were shared with us by real customers — because the people who received them were so taken with them that the senders wanted others to hear. Your own song stays private, of course.

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RetirementFunk ·
One Each
For Bea, 34 years — from her team
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What people say who got one

4.9from 214 reviews

More than 200 people have already left someone speechless

A song for a whole working life. Thirty-eight years, three minutes, and everybody in the room got it.

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Frank, 48For a retirement

Fifteen colleagues each wrote a card inside one gift. Better than the collection envelope.

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Petra, 51For a retirement

He does not use a computer. His daughter played it to him. He asked for it three more times.

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Michael, 44For a retirement

Your gift

Everything that makes a gift unforgettable

A song of your own, personal messages, photos and interactive surprises — all in one experience.

A song that brings tears
A song of your own, composed from your memories
Words that land
Personal messages with your photos and your words
Suspense right to the end
Interactive surprises to scratch open
Opens on the big day
A countdown to the perfect moment
Perfect on every phone
No download, no login — just open the link
Sent in seconds
Shareable by WhatsApp, text message or QR code

What do you give a colleague who is retiring?

A voucher, a collection envelope and a bottle of something. All fine, and none of them about the person who spent thirty years in the building. Forty years do not fit on a card — but they fit into three minutes.

A retirement gift from the whole team

This is the natural version of the format, and it is cheaper than the usual arrangement.

One person collects the anecdotes, the running jokes and the messages from everybody. Up to ten cards go into the gift, each with its own text, photo and sender, so each colleague appears individually. The song is built from all of it.

Split fifteen ways it costs less than the round of drinks afterwards, and it is the part that gets taken home.

What if the person is not comfortable with technology?

There is nothing to install and no account to create. The link opens in a browser like any other page.

In practice most teams play it once at the leaving do from a laptop, and send the link afterwards. What happens next is usually that a son or daughter plays it again at home, which is where the second listen tends to land harder than the first.

The song also downloads as an MP3, so it can live on a phone without any of this.

Funny or emotional — which works better at a leaving do?

In front of colleagues: funny, with one honest verse.

A purely sentimental song in a meeting room makes everybody study their shoes. A purely comic one misses the fact that this is genuinely the end of something. The combination is what people remember.

The wizard offers lyric styles from cheeky to ceremonial, and you read the words before anything is generated — which matters more here than usual, because thirty years of running jokes are easy to get slightly wrong.

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Occasions

Just as good for other occasions

Birthday, wedding or no reason at all — the right gift for every moment that matters.

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Your gift

One price, everything included

One-off — no subscription
24,99

incl. VAT — one-off, no subscription

Less than a bunch of flowers — and unforgettable.

A personal song that exists only once
Up to 10 personal messages with photos
Interactive surprises to scratch open
A countdown to the big day
Shareable by link and QR code
Online for 12 months
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For €14.99, the most moving present I have ever given. My sister has played the song 20 times.

Katharina, 29

Good to know

Common questions about personalised gifts

The standard answers are a voucher, a collection envelope and a bottle of something. All fine, none of them about the person. A song built from the running jokes, the projects and the things only that department knows says what the envelope cannot — and it survives the leaving do.

That is the natural version of this one. One person collects the anecdotes and messages; up to ten cards, each with its own text, photo and sender. Everybody appears individually inside one gift. Split fifteen ways it costs less than the round afterwards.

There is nothing to install and no account to make. The link opens in a browser like any web page. In practice most people play it once at the leaving do from a laptop, and send the link afterwards for later — often it is a son or daughter who plays it again at home.

For a leaving do in front of colleagues, funny with one honest verse tends to work best. The wizard offers lyric styles from cheeky to ceremonial, and you read the words before anything is set to music.

You answer a handful of questions about your shared history — memories, inside jokes, the moments that matter. From those we compose a song that exists exactly once. Then you design personal cards with photos and messages. At the end you get a link to send by WhatsApp, and the person opens their gift piece by piece. Best of all: you hear a preview of the song and see the finished gift before you pay.

More personal than most things you can buy. The song is built entirely from what you tell us: your memories, names, inside jokes. The technology is only the instrument — like a musician you brief on what to write about. What comes out tells your story specifically. No voucher and no Spotify playlist does that.

About 5 to 10 minutes. The wizard walks you through it: pick the occasion, answer a few questions, generate the song and listen to it, then add photos and cards if you like. No account, no app, everything runs in the browser — including from the sofa at 11pm when you remember the birthday is tomorrow.

A completely unique song (downloadable as an MP3 after purchase), up to 10 personal messages with photos, interactive surprises to scratch open, a countdown to the big day, and a design of your choice from 13 colour themes. Together it makes an interactive experience that runs 5 to 10 minutes — and stays with people far longer.

You get a personal link you can share by WhatsApp, text message or QR code. They need no app and no download — everything opens straight in the browser on any smartphone. When they open it there is a countdown, then the song, then the personal cards and the interactive surprises.

PayPal, credit card, Apple Pay, Google Pay, Klarna and several more. Payment runs through Stripe — secure and encrypted. A one-off €24.99, no subscription, no hidden costs.

Your photos and data are stored exclusively on German servers and used only for your gift. Nothing is sold on or used to train AI. After the 12 months are up, everything is deleted automatically. Fully GDPR compliant.

Forty years in three minutes — comes from you.

A one-off 24,99€ — no subscription, nothing to pay later. A gift that stays.

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